I *love* this.

Ironic horrorscope for the day.

Odd, really, because I'm not feeling at all clear. In fact, I'm feeling doubtful and disinterested in just about everything. Well, I'd be fine getting married, not working, raising babies, and just running and working out every day. But I can't really "plan" for that, right?!

Here is your horoscope for Wednesday, May 6:

It's the best time for you to think really big and make plans that go far beyond the next few days or weeks. Your sense of the big picture is clear, so don't let anyone talk you out of your plans.